chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

(Source: 20aliens, via kanyeskanye)

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

(via kanyeskanye)

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via whatsacanada)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via cirocobamma)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via textpostsrus)

majiinboo:

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This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.

(via bulbesaur)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via c6h12o6daddy)

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

(via cheetahgirl69420)