dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

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ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

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thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

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omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

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hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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meladoodle:

superior-it9:

meladoodle:

i cant believe we’d all be floating around having fun if it wasn’t for isaac newton inventing gravity

He didn’t invent it, he discovered it. We would never be floating around anyways.

nah he invented it and now im stuck on the stupid ground like a loser

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woodmeat:

girl u ain neva had some dick this average. come get stroked the regular way.

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hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

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