hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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alegbra:

alegbra:

If this post gets at least 250 notes I’ll attempt to smoke weed out of a slice of pizza and record it

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i cant believe i did this but here you guys go i had to upload it to youtube since it was in 720p so i embedded it under the thing skip to 4:46 if you just want to see me inhale

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via eating-snow)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via eating-snow)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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